One day i was on facebook and then i saw a link called abnormalpornographydedicatedtoabnormalhumans.company so a clecked teh link and i saw a picture of doge, and then i heard a grunt as i downlaoded teh picter i loked at it and i opened mspaint and the onlee colors were as red ass hyper-realistic blod and tehn doge camed out of computer screen and killed me, and then my phone rang so i answered it and they said "Phuck ewe" and hung up then i went to the local cementary and dug out my corpse, it said "Phuck ewe" on the last words then Lolskeletons came and deleted all of my shittypastas I wented home and doge killed me and then i died, then i saw a dodo bird lay a golden egg on my porch, i make the egg into an omelet and then i realized i wasted 5 minutes on making people think this pasta is about Jeff the killer. And then my mom came in with a kitchen knife and stabbed me.